If you haven’t heard this, prepare to be
appalled: A Double Down is 541 calories of pure brilliance: bacon, two different kinds of melted cheese and the Colonel’s
secret sauce in between (here’s the best part) two KFC Original Recipe chicken
fillets. No bun. Just an artery-clogging, heart-stopping quantity of tasty
deep-fried meat.
Fortunately the sandwich only shows up erratically
on the KFC menu, usually for four weeks every year-and-a-half or so. If you
need to justify consuming one, I recommend fasting the day before. And the day
after. Or maybe for a week.