— Sesame Street
Ah, the relics of my misspent youth.
I hated school. Hated it with the burning rage of a thousand suns, or one of those other
overwrought metaphors my kids use.
I loathed it so passionately that in order
to avoid it, I spent an inordinate amount of time home “sick”, usually on the
pullout couch. Daytime TV just doesn’t get much better than muppet Ernie and
the “One of These Things” song.
And once in a blue moon there’s even a
spiritual application ...