In 1848, a song with the title All Things Bright and Beautiful appeared for the first time in Mrs.
Cecil Alexander’s Hymns for Little Children.
It subsequently became a Christian standard, and you are probably familiar with
at least some of the lyrics (and almost surely the general concept), so I won’t
include them here.
Also, they are considerably less amusing than the lyrics to
the parody version written by British comedian Eric Idle for Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album
in 1980. I include a couple of verses
to give you the general idea:
“All things dull and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The Lord God made the lot
Each nasty little hornet
Each beastly little squid
Who made the spiky urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did”
It goes on in much the same vein for four or five stanzas,
but you get the picture. You can read the whole thing
here if you care to, or
if you don’t recall it (it has been nearly 35 years). As a teenager, I thought
it was hilarious … until I didn’t.
My point is actually not
to bang out a few paragraphs about how the members of Monty Python are (or
were) horrible, irreverent human beings on their way to hell. They did, in
fact, take more than a few shots at religion, but many of their targets made
themselves more than fair game.
No, my interest in this particular ball of snark hurled at
the cultural wall is its uncanny accuracy.
You see, they really do a nice job of making Scripture’s
point for it, at least on this topic.