In which our regular writers toss around subjects a little more volatile than usual.

“It can’t be wrong, when it feels so right.”
— Debby Boone, You Light
Up My Life (1977)
Immanuel Can: Okay, Tom. Remember that song?
Tom: I hated the song, but I was wildly
infatuated with Debby. I think I even had her poster on the wall in the
basement bedroom I shared with my younger brother. I could just barely slide
a female pop star (completely and decorously attired, I hasten to add, in a
beige dress that did up at the neck and went down to her ankles) past my
parents because “She’s a Christian!” Of course, I was all of sixteen at the
time. Sadly, nothing permanent came of that little obsession: Debby has since
married a fellow believer and, unlike many celebrities, has stuck with it going
on forty years now. Good on her.
IC: Uh … right.